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Now, I gotta come clean; I have a weakness for Ice Cream.
So, I ordered a "Ninety-Nine" - a cone of Vanilla Ice Cream with a flake of choc embedded in it.
(This is a horror story, by the way, so if you’re of a nervous disposition, I’d advise you to stop here.)
Not only did the criminal in the van present me with a tasteless white mush, which began to run down my fingers the moment it left his hand; he also tried to charge me an exorbitant price.
What could be worse, I hear you ask? Well, try this for size.
When I protested at his ridiculous overpricing, he came back with “Oh, sorry Squire! Didn’t realise you were local! Thought you were a tourist…”
No doubt this charlatan has long since lost his pitch. I do hope so. However, in the end he did us all a favour. Because he unwittingly sowed the seeds for this website.
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We’re looking for Ice Cream Reporters in every part of the
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It’s a demanding job – not everyone has what it takes.
You need a Sweet Tooth, a Computer, and a Freezing
Desire To See The Good Guys Win!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to print yourself off
a few report
forms, and next time you buy an Ice Cream, make a couple of notes.
Then, from any computer anywhere in the world, fill out the online
form below and hit ‘Send’.
Remember, we want to hear about ANY Ice Cream from ANY
source. Ice Cream Parlours, Street Vendors, Corner Shops, Supermarkets, or
as dessert in a Restaurant; from Häagen-Dazs in Hampstead to Lappert's in
Lahaina, we’re looking for lowdown on them all.
I’ve even been persuaded to accept reports on Frozen Yogurts! Heresy to
purists, I know but, well, we can’t fly in the face of progress…
Go to it, guys 'n' gals! You know what has to be done! And thanks;
together we can make this world a better place…
Any problem, e-mail
me.
BUT DON’T GO JUST YET!
IS THIS YOU?
It is? Great! Then welcome aboard!
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*Small, but important print! All reports are
published at the sole discretion of the Ice Cream Moderator. Your Ice
Cream Moderator reserves the right to chop unmercifully any obscene
comments (no matter how richly deserved), or anything obviously libellous.
Product placement - don’t even think about it! Oh, and if you want to know
more about this shadowy Ice Cream Moderator, click here.
Let’s hear it, then, for the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. Be sure
to carry a couple of report
forms with you at all times – you never know when the need will
overtake you!